失蹤,吹脹....

前兩日約晒人諗住同阿吳師奶慶祝生日,下晝打比佢o個陣佢話做緊facial,話做完call back我,點知就一路都唔見人啦,打電話比佢又冇人聽,我心諗,你唔係諗住放我飛機呀??
直到我收工,打比佢都仲係冇人聽,真係shit啦,冇計啦,都約晒人啦,橫掂都係啦,照去唱囉,唔通臨時先黎散人咩,wa.....o個晚唔覺唔覺都飲到5點,到走o個陣,一上到的士就頂唔順要問阿司機哥哥攞膠袋啦
哈~~~好彩死都頂住,等上到的士先......冇人睇到,哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~
到左禮拜一,夜晚我開開下工阿吳師奶send左個短訊比我,話佢o個日o係街暈左,而家入左廠,咁我當晚收工因為太夜啦,冇打到比佢,到第2日打比佢,又係冇人聽喎,攪咩呀你呀??
拿...我聽日,後日都放假,你見到篇野好自動自覺打比我啦,等我黎睇下你丫嗎...
上個禮拜有一日,阿漢又話落旺角睇槍喎,咁我就跟埋去診下熱鬧啦,wa......點知原來係約左成棚人去買槍先真,今次斑顛佬total買左8支,3支 glock17,5支auto,中晒毒啦佢地........
o係咁既環境,我好自然又成為佢地chur既目標啦,一人一句,真係煩到你想死咁濟,咁我就梗係最終都冇買到啦,點知返到公司,阿漢竟然同我講左以下呢段說話:
""你條粉腸,死都唔肯買,你係唔肯買啦嗎??好....你信唔信我買支槍,失驚無神掉入你locker,梗硬質你要丫拿,等次次打game你都要黎....問你死未???""
呀~~~~~~~呢d咩人黎架??
係咪痴線架.....真係驚你唔死咁,點都要你陪埋佢地一齊中毒,真係比佢地"監生"吹爆.......